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Text Box: A blind man enters a bar during Ladies night by mistake. He finds his way to bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, "Hey bartender, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind
that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." JB0001

“Ladies Night”

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